Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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