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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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