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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Eric is gay Ha

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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