- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Firgen and the blung brigade

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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