What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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