What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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