- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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So I was walking down the road today

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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