- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

an american walks out of a strip club.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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