why did katy fall off her bike?

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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