- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Rebecca Black's career.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Golf.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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