- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f* are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican