- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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