- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

I named my son ps2 controller

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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