- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

I read the terms of service.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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