There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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