- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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