What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Your mom.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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