What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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A man was shot. He died.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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