i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Anti Joke

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