- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

If youre African, why are you white?

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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