What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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there was once a jew

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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