Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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