So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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