knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

who do we all like george goodburn

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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