How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call an amazing person Good

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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