- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's a joke? Funny

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Blacks

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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