- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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