N-E Pats never cheated

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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