- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

i had sex.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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