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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

i had sex.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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