- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

My love life

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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