why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Stop procrastinating.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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