The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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