- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Wolfjob.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.