- Anti Joke

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

If you were a cactus, why?

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.