- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

hey guys im gay

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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