Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Nickelback.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

PIED NINNY!

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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