- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

a man walked into a bar....

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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