- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Chris Bosh's neck

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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