these are shit

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

a. why? b. because

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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