- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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