- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

woman's lacrosse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What is the difference?

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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