- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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