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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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