Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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