There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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