you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

who do we all like george goodburn

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

your mom is so fat.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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