Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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whats the capital of congo famine

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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