If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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