What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

hola said the chinese man

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Ms Leong Sux

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

CAVE JOHNSON.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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