- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Women's rights.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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