"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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hola said the chinese man

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White men's rights

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