I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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