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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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