The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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