What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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