A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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