Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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1+2 = 6

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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