- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What does water smell like? water.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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