What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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kill yourself

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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