A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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