Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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A man walks into a bar

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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