- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

This joke is funny

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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