- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youre African, why are you white?

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

wanna hear a joke? yes

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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