what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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YO FACE

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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