How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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womens rights

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No.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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