- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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