- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

This is a joke.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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