How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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