- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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