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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what are you mike bibby?

Get some flipping new jokes people

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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