- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Youre mom is so dead...

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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