Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Liverpool City Football Club

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

A Sloth runs...

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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