Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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