- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

I C U P White stuff

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

This is a joke.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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