What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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what is orange? an orange

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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