- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

when debbie meets downer

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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