I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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You know whats funny Aids

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Woman's Rights

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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cats are pussies

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Anti Joke

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