what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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My love life

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Punching a baby

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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