There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Miscarriages.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Rebecca Black

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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