- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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