- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

flavin's head

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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