- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Woman's Rights

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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