My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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it's funny because it's funny

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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penis

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Ben Corbishley

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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