Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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