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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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