Haha, I get it..

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Women's professional sports

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Penis

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Women can vote? WTF

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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