- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

you know whats not funny white boards.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What is older than history?

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