Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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Women's rights.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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womens rights

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Anthony sucks

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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