What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

seek beauty

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Refrigerator

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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