why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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I once did something.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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