- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What is the meaning of life? 42

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??