- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Haha, I get it..

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Women can vote? WTF

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