- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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