- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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