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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

mark is life

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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