- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

The EPA.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is a jew in space? Dead

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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