- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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