- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

whats brown and booky a book.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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