What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

No soap radio

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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