- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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