- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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