Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Gus's mom

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

feminists.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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