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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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