- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

knock knock

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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