Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

what are three short words? i a am

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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