- Helen Keller

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Were can you find a bag of meth?

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

A blind man watches TV

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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