What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Barack Obama.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Feminism

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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