- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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