Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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