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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

There is no I in Pie except for the I

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