- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

a black guy hates chicken.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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