When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

your face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

boobs!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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