- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A man walks into a bar

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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