- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

your face

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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