Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Y u do dis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

The EPA.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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