whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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haha Otarts was here

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Not a joke.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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