Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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I walk into a bar...

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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gay porn...

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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