- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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