GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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