- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Women's rights

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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