Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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