- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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