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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Women's rights.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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