- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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