- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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