Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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