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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Heskey time.

what is the color of a burp burple

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Womens rights.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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