knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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