What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

in soviet russia, cow milks you

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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