- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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