The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What happen? Idk...

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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