- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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