- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

homosexual rights to marriage

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What does water taste like? Water

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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