Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Life

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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