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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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