A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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