- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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