I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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