What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Bob Saget that is all

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Your Mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What do you call a bear. Rob.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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