- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Chebali has no life

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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